Make a choice

I found it really difficult to make a choice and select what to watch in the television with so many different options available. Let us have a look at the various kinds of TV shows and think about it -

1) Ekta Kapoor's K Series:

a)Where females wear makeup enough to almost double their weight

b)Where its difficult to keep track of who married whom since the last time you saw it

c)Where the son is older then mother and every person have almost 10-15 different children from different wives and husbands

d)Where the vamps have their secret money vending machine

e)How many times a person have to die to actually be Dead

f) Where males of the family are capable of doing nothing and poor females are busy handling everything.

2)Reality Shows-

a)Which end up being the promotion ground for upcoming movies.

b)Where you feel participants are not artists but beggars begging for votes

c)Where you will find deserving one will always loose.

d)Where judges are not to judge participants, but to confront each other

3)Music Channels-

a)Channels showing all kind of idiotic and unreal things and bragging them to be youth oriented

b)International VJs who concentrate only in shedding clothes

c)Indian VJs that concentrate only in putting up false accents

d)Different programs trying to make personal life of celebrity social and are the basic source of all the rumors in the industry

4)News channels -

1)Where news doesn't matter at all, only thing that matters is which channel gave it first.

2)Where things related ONLY to cricket and Bollywood celebrities make breaking news.

3)Where u can be the main news of any channel just by spending few bucks.

Well difficult to make a choice ? How about some ADs-

a)Where they have the creativity and capability to relate everything to sex (might be cold-drink,biscuits or tooth-paste)

b)Where Skinny females in minimal clothes are just waiting for Hero of the AD to use the product

c)Where they show crazy stunts (having no relation with the product) followed by warnings about not to imitate them

d)Where they give you many false promises followed by a statement " Conditions Applied "

e)Where the same product is NAYA even after 15 years (ohho deepika ji - naya nirma super )

f)Where a kid in the house is the only intelligent person

So.. What choice did you made?